Offspring-Why dont u get a job
My friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"
She sits on her ass, he works his hands through the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend, you gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ah, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ah, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
Well I guess it ain't easy doin' nothing at all,
But hey man, free rides just don't come along every day
(Let me tell you 'bout my other friend now)
My friend's got a boyfriend, man, she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend, you gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ah, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
I won't give you no money, I'd always paid
Now now why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ah, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
Hey, that's something every boy can enjoy!