Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts

There's always somebody taller
With more of a wit
And he's equipped to enthrall her
And her friends think he's fit
And you just can't measure up no
You don't have a prayer
Wishing you had made the most of her
When she was there
They've got engaged
No intention of a wedding
He's pinched your bird
And he'd probably kick your head in

Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
You're better off without her anyway
You said you wasn't sad to see her go
oh no

He might be one of those boys that's all pretty and vain
And likes to go on a sunbed
Stays out of the rain
So that he don't get his hair wet
'Cause you wouldn't want that
At least he aint got a Nova
Or a Burberry hat
He's pinched your bird
And he'd probably kick your head in

Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
You're better off without her anyway
You said you wasn't sad to see her go
yeah but its clear you were though

Have you heard what she's been doing?
Never did it for me
He picks her up at the school gates
At twenty past three
She's been with all the boys
But never went very far
She wagged English and Science
Just to go in his car

They've got engaged
No intention of a wedding
He's pinched my bird
And he'd probably kick my head in, oh
Now the girls have grown
But I'm sure they still carry on in similar ways

Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
So I'm better off without her anyway
I said I wasn't sad to see her go
But I'm only pretending, you know
Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know
Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know
Oh I'm only pretending, you know

The View From The Afternoon

Anticipation has a habit to set you up
For disappointment in evening entertainment but
Tonight there'll be some love
Tonight there'll be a ruckus yeah
Regardless of what's gone before
I want to see all of the things that we've already seen
Lairy girls hung out the window of the limousine
Of Course it's fancy dress
And they're all looking quite full on in bunny ears and devil horns and hats

Anticipation has a habit to set you up
For disappointment in evening entertainment but
Tonight there'll be some love
Tonight there'll be a ruckus yeah
Regardless of what's gone before
I want to see all of the things that we've already seen
I want to see you take the jackpot out the fruit machine
And put it all back in
You've got to understand that you can never beat the bandit no

And she won't be surprised, no she won't be shocked
When she pressed the star after shes pressed unlock
And theres verse and chapters sat in her inbox
And all that is says is that you've drank a lot

And you should
Bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind
Yer you should
Bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind
and you can pour your heart out but a reason it would block
Oh you send her after nine o'clock?

Anticipation has a habit to set you up
For disappointment in evening entertainment but
Tonight there'll be some love (ahh)
Tonight there'll be a ruckus yeah
Regardless of what's gone before

And she won't be surprised, no she won't be shocked
When shes pressed the star after shes pressed unlock
And theres verse and chapters sat in her inbox
And all that is says is that you've drank a lot

And you should
Bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind
Yeah You should bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind
You can pour your heart out around three o'clock when the two for ones of done the writers block.