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pizdets complete 02-07-2007 15:59 к комментариям - к полной версии - понравилось!


What is "pizdets"?
Does anyone know?
Where does he come from,
And where does he go?...

... And does he have fun with the millions of children he meets every day?

I was asked those questions by someone, who doesn't speak Russian. And had absolutely no idea what to answer.
And then, i kept thinking on the explanation of “pizdets”…
It is obviously a universal concept, for it is applicable to any situation, and it is possible to describe absolutely everything with this word. So, I’d rather give such situations. For example, you are in icq, or in skype, and your boss also is in your contacts there. And you write to some of your friends: “oh, my boss is such an idiot, he doesn’t know I use this icq for chatting with all my friends, and this idiot thinks I’m working!” and you send it to your boss, by mistake. What awaits you is pizdets.
Or, another example: you are studying one language for 15 years, and another one – for 3 years. You are able to think in the first language and forget words from your native language more often. And all of a sudden, you realize, that the word you are looking for, ЛОСЬ, is known to you in a second language, and in first – you’ve got no clue. Also, pizdets!
You are walking in the forest and accidentally meet an angry bear. You may, of course say “preved!” to each other, but actually, pizdets to you – the bear is angry and hungry!
When you accidentally drop a TVset from your window on a 13th floor – pizdets to the TV set – it will not be repaired, for sure!

Well, who can add what to these explanations? Maybe someone can think of some English analogs?
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RainyMan 05-07-2007-13:12 удалить
Then you driving your car on highway with the speed over 200 kilomiters per hour and see that your right front wheel overtakes your car - you understand - pizdets coming...

Then your pilot in process of landing of the airplane anounce that landing gear didn't comes out and he will try to make emergency landind - you feel - pizdets is very close...

Then you in army and guarian shoud pass you the gun, he accidantly pull trigger and 7.45 bullet pass in half-millimiter from your head - you fill - pizdetz just pass...

On the home party you tell to your friends that you have some amazing firework, handmaided by some crazy student. Next you fire it. Next you see St.Piter near Gates tells you that this firework contains 700 gramms of TNT and no more house in place, where you lived, just crater... Your understand - pizdets come to all your friend...
RainyMan 05-07-2007-13:21 удалить
I can also on same items explain what means Huinya
RainyMan 05-07-2007-13:38 удалить
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Then you driving your car on highway with the speed over 200 kilomiters per hour and see that your right front wheel overtakes your car - you understand - pizdets coming...


Well next you see that in back mirror some car start to roll over. Well for you it means huinya. I'm OK.


Then your pilot in process of landing of the airplane anounce that landing gear didn't comes out and he will try to make emergency landind - you feel - pizdets is very close...

Next pilot anounce that all was just joke. And you underestands that tis ass hole think out full huinyu.


Then you in army and guarian shoud pass you the gun, he accidantly pull trigger and 7.45 bullet pass in half-millimiter from your head - you fill - pizdetz just pass...

Well your are alive. And understanding that your pants are full of shit is simply huinya.

On the home party you tell to your friends that you have some amazing firework, handmaided by some crazy student. Next you fire it. Next you see St.Piter near Gates tells you that this firework contains 700 gramms of TNT and no more house in place, where you lived, just crater... Your understand - pizdets come to all your friend...

Well, you still fill your body, and feel well. Your frends are next to you in query and tells you that they have fun. That means that everything is huinya and behiviarism coming to you :)
herz_brennt 05-07-2007-13:42 удалить
i understand that English grammar is huinya in comparison to the general meaning of your examples of pizdets.
From the view point of behaviourism, this is a pretty classical picture of your behavior in all the aspects of life.

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RainyMan 05-07-2007-13:50 удалить
Well, I came with all of my soul, but you drop me down again. No more commnets...

P.S. English is not a language. It is very special huinya to make peoples understands each other.
herz_brennt 05-07-2007-14:06 удалить
I see. Different sense of humor kills everything. If i add smiles, will it help? or maybe that: ЛОПАТА! ЛОПАТА! ЛОПАТА!!!
жалко, что нету бьющегося о стену смайла...
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