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An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa .
Consul : What is your name ?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex ?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow !
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too !!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile ?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast...