Phoebe: I'm Pregnant.
Paige: Dex?
Phoebe: No some guy I met at a gas station... yes, of course, Dex.

Chris: I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
Piper: Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.

Cole: Sir ,your in a room with three witches and a demon.You really think a gun is gonna help you?!

Piper:  yeah next time get your own damn lipstick!
Prue: i heard that!
Piper: i love you :)
Prue: -_- bite me!

Piper: If I had legs, I would kick ya

Phoebe: (to a Cupid) Has anyone ever told you, that you are a big pain in the butt?
Cupid: No, I'm a cupid.