Практика речи. Тема - внешность. Задание: описать кого-либо. Себя, друга, celebrity, идеал.

My answer (oral):
Read and enjoy :)
At first I wanted to describe my best friends, but I couldn't choose between two of them and then I know their characters very well - that's why I can't say a lot about their appearances, I just don't pay my attention to it.
So I'll describe an ideal man.
This person is rather tall, but not very, he's stout (крепкий). He mustn't be lanky (долговязый) in no account. He's muscular, but not very much, I hate all these body-building boys. Of course, his face is very attractive, bony (скуластое …и монгольские скулы…) a little, it's fare and can be sunburnt and a little weather-beaten 'cause he has a very active life. The colour of his eyes doesn't matter - they can be brown, grey or blue, but they are bright. His nose is straight or aquiline (орлиный). His lips are not very thick, not very thin.
He wears his hair long, that's quite important for me, I think, men look even better with long hair. It can also be any colour, even bright red, black and so on. But I'm fond of a Nordic type, so he can have fair or red hair (представляете себе мужчину с длинными рыжими волосами? Я что-то нет.:)). He wears it loose or in a ponytail, or in a plate.
He also can have moustaches or a beard if it suits him. I know some men who look very handsome with a little line beard (и это отнюдь не Дима Билан).
He can have as many scars as he has and as he wants to have. I like them. (Однако, учтите, декоративное шрамирование - признак понтовости.)
I don't pay much attention to the way of dressing 'cause everybody can and even must have his/her own style. If I'm not mistaken, I like when men wear black leather clothes (чтобы подчеркнуть рыжие волосы, вероятно) or just jeans. He can even be dressed and looks like a hippy - I like them. (Ещё бы.)
So, he must be unusual and, maybe, ethnic-looking. :)

Attention: нет, ну понятно, что что-то для веселья, забавы, пугания одногрупниц-блондинок и простокрасного словца. Но в каждой шутки есть доля шутки. ;)


P.S. Пожалуй, никогда не было так странно, странно совершенно немыслимым образом, невообразимо. И в тоже время невероятно как надо. Что надо, как надо, зачем надо.
Боюсь спугнуть.

И всё же… Позитив здесь, друзья мои. Как бы хотелось мне с вами поделиться…

P.P.S. Даже несмотря на то, что сегодня вдребезги завалила зачётный тест по педагогике, и сдавать её придётся устно 28-ого.
Ничего. Как-нибудь.
Всё хорошо.