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You: are you serious
Stranger: not a horney female so if your looking for a great conversation stick around
Stranger: if not then sisconnect
Stranger: disconnect
You: cool
Stranger: haha
You: im not for horny fems
Stranger: so what are you doing besides omegle?
You: hating my job)
Stranger: wow me too
You: whats it
Stranger: im at work right now
Stranger: UPS
Stranger: i pack and ship
You: i worked as a delivery several times
Stranger: for UPS or another company?
You: for a bamk
You: bank
Stranger: oh yeah... well the drivers have good time... but im just alone in an office in a small city waiting for customers to come in
Stranger: and its been so slow all day
You: what time is it at yours?
Stranger: 4:32 PM
Stranger: and over there?
You: 1:32am
Stranger: lol that was me last night.
Stranger: i guess thats why i feel so drained
Stranger: i was up on omegle until 4 am soing research for a course in college
Stranger: *doing
You: u were looking for a chat for several hours?
Stranger: yes.. i had to locate a chinese college student
Stranger: and let me tell you.. it was not easy
You: on omegle?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: my professor told us to look up anyone from any background besides USA... and see what they thought of our country and non sense like that
You: and?
You: what do they think)
Stranger: well most people really dont have a mind of theri own.. much less an opinion
Stranger: but i had 3 engaging coversations.. one from turkey
Stranger: another from UK
Stranger: and the last was from .. i really dont know the place
You: well now you have one from russia
Stranger: really... wow.. i spoke to someone from the US
Stranger: and they spoke russian
Stranger: they typed ted kennedy died in russian...
Stranger: that was his governer
Stranger: in boston
Stranger: so... what do you think of americans?
Stranger: honest opinion =)
You: well
You: i think that the system fucks the brain
Stranger: its okay. i wont get offended i have an open mind
Stranger: okay.. in what way?
You: manipulates
You: many ways
Stranger: yes i agree... most americans are sheep .. they just follow
Stranger: i hate obama
You: he is a sheep hm self
Stranger: haha.. yes he is
Stranger: he has no idea what he is doing
You: do you believe its the politicians to create politics?
Stranger: no i really have a theory..
Stranger: i believe
Stranger: america is run by the free masons
You: thats a well known theory
Stranger: yes.. well there is many signs of it
You: and perharps has more proof than any other
Stranger: i believe so.
Stranger: America will lie cheat and steal to be on top
Stranger: and let me tell you... we are not on top
Stranger: pretty soon we will be at the bottom
You: pretty soon some global crap is going to happen i think
Stranger: we are soing nothing to conserve our planet.
You: everypme involved
You: everyone*
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i believe that too.
Stranger: Im not a fan of religions.. because here in america they manipulate the mind as well...
You: do you think theres something yet possible to do?
You: i mean to change smth
Stranger: no... i feel there is nothing we can do to prevent the damage we have caused
Stranger: only give us more time...
Stranger: but eventually a global disaster will hit... and it will all be too late
You: people spoil too fast to want to change something
You: my guess
You: by the moment they realize something needs to be done its either too late or nobody wants to start any change
You: and we just let it go
You: like with the global warming
Stranger: oh yeah... humans have not evolved
Stranger: they are animalistic
You: i dont think so
Stranger: well...
You: if things are getting worse this means there was time when they werent that bad
You: thus people werent either
Stranger: yes but back then people did not have the mind to do the things they do today
Stranger: or the technology
You: the "progress' is spoiling us
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is
Stranger: people had an innocent mind for the most part
You: and some of the technology looks like a serious fift given to an unmatured child
Stranger: exactly
You: like nuclear energy
Stranger: what do humasn do when they see something new... they poke at it.. an animal instinct
You: we dont match our inventions
You: youre right
Stranger: even though our mind has the potential.. we use it in ways that harm us
Stranger: like my bad habit of smoking cig..
Stranger: i know i shouldnt
Stranger: i know im harming myself.. bt i still do it
You: project this to a whole humanity and you'v got 21st century
You: we look for easy ways
You: not for better
Stranger: yes.. and the the short cut road leads to destruction
You: you and me are two paranoids on both sides of the ocean)
You: not very optimistic are we
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: well its hard to be when were surrounded by idiots
Stranger: dont get me wrong
Stranger: there are plenty of brilliant people
Stranger: but the idiots overshadow
You: i wouldnt say idiots
Stranger: well i guess thats my flaw.. im too direct
You: to me it looks like some kind of readiness to make some inner progress
You: if a person follow his\her animal essence
Stranger: well maybe in russia.. but in america.... boy are we behind
You: actully becomes one
You: to make some change one must change himself first
You: take over
You: and thats not what most people would do
You: because it requires effort
You: and will
Stranger: yes.. because most of us know that even if we tried... it takes time and something like that wont happen in a day
Stranger: if you take the years of damage it will take that much time and more to fix it
Stranger: well im still young so i guess my mind still has a lot of thinking to do
Stranger: 21
You: 25 a week ago)
You: you didnt disappoint me btw
You: i mean the conversation
You: brb
Stranger: im sorry i am at work.. =P
You: no problem
You: a customer?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i work at UPS
Stranger: so i have to pack and ship
Stranger: we had no one all day
Stranger: and then i decide to get on and someone walks in
You: hehe
You: its called 'the sandwich law' here
Stranger: why is that?
You: if you accidentally drop a slice of bread with butter it will fall with butter size down
You: side*
Stranger: what are you refering to?
You: i mean the fact that ypu had a customer
You: at a moment when you didnt want any
Stranger: oh
You: nevermind
Stranger: sorry i found it interesting thats all
You: hard to explain)
Stranger: i had never heard of it
You: theres even another joke related to this
Stranger: what is that?
You: a cat alway lands with its legs down
You: while a sandwich lands with the biutter side down
Stranger: they do dont they
You: so if we put some butter on the cat's back here we got perpetuum mobile
Stranger: hahahha
You: or levitation
You: or whatever
You: ))
Stranger: thats brilliant
Stranger: well i really would love to continue this ... but it seems more customers are coming in
Stranger: it was nice talking to you
You: okay)
You: this doesnt happen often)
Stranger: i know.
You: this place is full of morons but sometimes a lucky strike occurs)
You: good luck with your job
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: bye now
You: bye
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