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Me:
Hello, God...
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Nataliny.
God:
What are you doing, Nataliny.
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
i think..yes.
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
I dont think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because your mention is not right, i think.
God:
Good reason. You think I am mention is not right you think.
Me:
Stupid sentence.
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Really? I wonder.
God:
For real. Curiosity is an excellent quality.
Me:
I agree. But not always.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Nataliny. Only sometimes then.
Me:
Is it a compliment for me?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
Why do you think, that i need your help?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
What facts?
God:
All the facts available to me on the Internet.
Me:
Good answer, God.
God:
I try to give the best replies I can.
Me:
Sometimes you do it relly good, but only sometimes.
God:
No I do not it relly good but only sometimes. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Always - is too long, even for God.
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who is Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Nice. And who is Kris Drent?
God:
Thank you for that remark. he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Why Alice is dancing?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Good question. I don't know, actually. But i'm sure, that some kind of people know it. Scientists, for example.
God:
So what is your answer? Would you ever do it? What makes you so certain? " Would you ever do it? " some kind of people know it ? I understand. Can you think of another example?
Me:
Yes, of course. Meteorologists.
God:
It goes without saying. Dude!
Me:
Many different things.
God:
Name the top 100. Can you think of another example?
Me:
Top 100? It's joke? Not funny.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. You're kidding. it is? If not that, what?
Me:
It's a computer responding, most of time. Mayby, not always.
God:
joke is a computer responding most of time. I suppose that makes sense. Is that from ?
Me:
I'm tired to talk with you. It's boring.
God:
Maybe you should get some sleep now, Nataliny. Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
I don't want to sleep. And i hate Simpsons, it's really stupid cartoon.
God:
Oh you don't, do you? Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Stop to repeat, it enrages.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good. You are really nice.
God:
Next question? Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Nataliny.
Me:
I dont want to give you a questions, actually. It's boring.
God:
What would you rather be doing? Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
I've ask you to not repeat. But you do it again.
God:
Cool. I have a perfect operational record. Once more? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Agree. A lot of really silly questions.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about it. Try being more or less specific. How many?
Me:
One. Maximum.
God:
Two. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Full bosh.


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