Lesson in English .Rivka Goes Shopping
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Rivka Goes Shopping
Rivka goes to the new shopping centre in Brooklyn. It's
unique because it's only for Jewish women looking for
Jewish husbands. Potential husbands are the only goods on
display. This is why Rivkah is there.
When she enters the building, there is a large sign, which
explains: - THE BROOKLYN JWSC. This JWSC centre is laid out
over 5 floors. The men here have increasingly better
attributes the higher up you go. The rules for entry are
simple --- you are only allowed in once. Once you open the
door to a floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If
you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to leave
the centre completely. Once you leave, you cannot return at
any time forever. BEST OF LUCK
Rivkah goes to! the first floor. The sign on the door says
Floor 1: "All the men here have jobs, love children and are
certainly not lazy". Rivkah thought, "Well, that's better
than not having a job or not loving children, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes to the next floor.
The sign says Floor 2: "All the men on this floor have
executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy and
are extremely good looking". "That's better," thought
Rivkah, "but I wonder what's further upstairs?" Up she
goes.
The sign says Floor 3: "All the men on this floor have
executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and are not
strictly orthodox". "Wow," thought Rivkah, "almost perfect
and very tempting. But I've come this far and there's more
further up!" And so again, up she goes.
The sign says Floor 4: "All the men on this floor have
executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, are not
strictly orthodox, are very romantic and know how to satisf
their partner".
"Oy vay, wonderful" she said aloud, "but just think what
could be waiting for me upstairs" So up to the fifth and
top floor she goes.
The sign here says Floor 5: "This floor is just to prove
that Jewish women are impossible to please". Thank you for
shopping. Have a nice day".
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Rivka Goes Shopping
Rivka goes to the new shopping centre in Brooklyn. It's
unique because it's only for Jewish women looking for
Jewish husbands. Potential husbands are the only goods on
display. This is why Rivkah is there.
When she enters the building, there is a large sign, which
explains: - THE BROOKLYN JWSC. This JWSC centre is laid out
over 5 floors. The men here have increasingly better
attributes the higher up you go. The rules for entry are
simple --- you are only allowed in once. Once you open the
door to a floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If
you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to leave
the centre completely. Once you leave, you cannot return at
any time forever. BEST OF LUCK
Rivkah goes to! the first floor. The sign on the door says
Floor 1: "All the men here have jobs, love children and are
certainly not lazy". Rivkah thought, "Well, that's better
than not having a job or not loving children, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes to the next floor.
The sign says Floor 2: "All the men on this floor have
executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy and
are extremely good looking". "That's better," thought
Rivkah, "but I wonder what's further upstairs?" Up she
goes.
The sign says Floor 3: "All the men on this floor have
executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and are not
strictly orthodox". "Wow," thought Rivkah, "almost perfect
and very tempting. But I've come this far and there's more
further up!" And so again, up she goes.
The sign says Floor 4: "All the men on this floor have
executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, are not
strictly orthodox, are very romantic and know how to satisf
their partner".
"Oy vay, wonderful" she said aloud, "but just think what
could be waiting for me upstairs" So up to the fifth and
top floor she goes.
The sign here says Floor 5: "This floor is just to prove
that Jewish women are impossible to please". Thank you for
shopping. Have a nice day".
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