Here is a joke for you, from the "Rebbitzen" ...
Marilyn
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The Hat
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding very tightly her hat on her head.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam I
don't intend to be rude, but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know,' said the lady, "I need both hands to hold
onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"
said the gentleman.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just
bought this hat yesterday!!!"