The more [x]'s the stupider you are:

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. |
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 4

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 8

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 10

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 13

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 17

[x] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 23

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break alot of things.

So far: 24

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 25

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 27

"I've done 27 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test."