Это цитата сообщения Languages Оригинальное сообщение

as slow as a broken down snail
as dirty as a dustbin lid
as thick as two short planks (=stupid)
as black as two o'clock in the morning
as ugly as home-made soap
as happy as a dog with two tails
as poor as church mouse
as crooked as a dog's hind leg
as crooked as a barrel of fish hooks
as nervous as a brick wall
as brave as the first man who ate an oyster
as cold as an ex-wife's heart
as big as the little end of nothing
as welcome as a wet shoe
as noisy as two skeletons dancing on a tin roof
as dark as the inside of a wolf
as scarce as hen's teeth
as exciting as watching paint dry