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- Honey, I'm trying to be funny here!
- Jeez, not again. Why don't you try to be an imbecile instead, you're natural!
So what do we have. Lots o' comedians. Lots of 'em. No use draggin' your tail around like you own this language, Fox. It all had been said long before you thought of thinking of imagining something that would sound like something people smile at. Apart from this problem, being a paper waster is no work at all. Sit down, grab yourself a pencil and let the mind roam. Why, wait, you might wanna find a pencil in the first place, 'cos sometimes your house just won't be a pencilhome right after you've sut down. And yeah, I know it's 'sitten', but mine sounds better in oh so many ways, you know.
Well, it's now quite a common thing when people talk stuff, they even bother walking up to you just to say what you do sucks. Even a friend of mine, dare I call him that, once said "You know, being a comedian sucks". So I... kinda asked him, "Do you just know what that means, man?" And he was all like, "Umm, nope", what a dumbass to admit that. Right, next thing he knew, I was all over him, like "So that's a straight insult, isn't it?" Kind of packed his sorry ass travelling down his nutsack, and he just went Sgt.Hearye and apologized. To make the final chord, I said "And that's why you should never down something you don't know shit about. Plus no good saying this particular line, like being a comedian sucks, 'cause another friend of mine called Arnold could sue you for that. His last name is Comedian, and his lawyer's the serpent".
What you just read, it doesn't suck as such. It is just boring. Those are completely different takes! It's like calling ice tea a tea that went cold. It's like annoying a Muslim plane pilot because 'oh my freaking Jesus of Nazareth the Rex of all Tyrannosauruses, the man is a terrorist, just shoot 'im, just fucking shoot 'im, I got kids planned!'. You wouldn't say X-Files is a coverup of 'Paedophiles' because FOX wouldn't let the 'Paedo' part on TV, would you? Oh wait, I was saving that line for anothing boring essay...
- Jeez, not again. Why don't you try to be an imbecile instead, you're natural!
So what do we have. Lots o' comedians. Lots of 'em. No use draggin' your tail around like you own this language, Fox. It all had been said long before you thought of thinking of imagining something that would sound like something people smile at. Apart from this problem, being a paper waster is no work at all. Sit down, grab yourself a pencil and let the mind roam. Why, wait, you might wanna find a pencil in the first place, 'cos sometimes your house just won't be a pencilhome right after you've sut down. And yeah, I know it's 'sitten', but mine sounds better in oh so many ways, you know.
Well, it's now quite a common thing when people talk stuff, they even bother walking up to you just to say what you do sucks. Even a friend of mine, dare I call him that, once said "You know, being a comedian sucks". So I... kinda asked him, "Do you just know what that means, man?" And he was all like, "Umm, nope", what a dumbass to admit that. Right, next thing he knew, I was all over him, like "So that's a straight insult, isn't it?" Kind of packed his sorry ass travelling down his nutsack, and he just went Sgt.Hearye and apologized. To make the final chord, I said "And that's why you should never down something you don't know shit about. Plus no good saying this particular line, like being a comedian sucks, 'cause another friend of mine called Arnold could sue you for that. His last name is Comedian, and his lawyer's the serpent".
What you just read, it doesn't suck as such. It is just boring. Those are completely different takes! It's like calling ice tea a tea that went cold. It's like annoying a Muslim plane pilot because 'oh my freaking Jesus of Nazareth the Rex of all Tyrannosauruses, the man is a terrorist, just shoot 'im, just fucking shoot 'im, I got kids planned!'. You wouldn't say X-Files is a coverup of 'Paedophiles' because FOX wouldn't let the 'Paedo' part on TV, would you? Oh wait, I was saving that line for anothing boring essay...
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