Это цитата сообщения Narushka Оригинальное сообщение

приключения Мэтмeна и Рареда

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Rared gets really upset when Mattman talks to Super-Nathan on the phone all day.
"HEY, MATTMAN. Y'know what? If you're gonna sit here and talk to Nate all day, i'll go bowling WITHOUT YOU. Yeah! And maybe i'll even call Nacho! HAH! ... Seriously, hang up. NOW. Maaa-aatt!... Pretty please?"

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Rared: Maaaaattman! Pleeease can we go ride the rollercoaster? Pleeease!
Mattman: No.
Rared: WHY NOO-OT?! Caleb rode it 7 times and is going for an 8th now! Look!!
Mattman: We have more important things to do, remember? We are crimefighters, Rared!
Rared: Aww, psh, murder here and kidnapping there. Screw that. I WANNA RIDE THE ROLLERCOASTER!
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Rared: Mm yeah, sexiboooi, uh-huh... you like this? You checking me out over there? Mmmm...
Mattman: Seriously Rared, you're scaring me. And you're wearing those fake breasts again, aren't you?!
Rared: Shut up, that guy over there is totally flirting with me... OI, YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, YEAH?!
Mattman: ... Is that stay-ups? You're wearing stay-ups? Great. Just great. Can you just decide on being superhero OR trani? MyGOD...
Rared: Oh, someone's jeeeaalous! Teehee... YEAH, GIMME A CALL LATER THEN BABEE! Hey, Mattman, what do you think of this pose?.. It works, yeah?
Mattman: ... I'm so bringing Caleb next time I'm invited to a party...
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Mattman: ... Caleb? Is that you? What the FU*K are you wearing?
Caleb: Uhh... yeah. You mean this? ... Umm... I-
Mattman: It's... purple. Like REALLYreally purple.
Caleb: Eheh... heh, yeah I know, I...
Rared: OHHH THAT COLOUR IS TOTALLY FAB OMG!!!
Caleb: You think?!
Rared: Yeah! It totally suits you!
Caleb: Ohh i'm so glad, you see i was a bit worried it wouldn't suit me since i've got a little tan and i thought I'd go for the fuchsia one but then I-
Mattman: WOULD YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP?! Seriously! It's like listening Paris and Nicole or something! Geez...
Caleb & Rared: Oh, ok, sorry.
Rared: ... Are you wearing my fake breasts, Caleb?
Mattman: OK, I'M OUTTA HERE!