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Fake friends and real friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.


FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"


FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.


FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out