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Job interview

Three men – an Italian, a French and a Portuguese –
went for a Job Interview in England. Before the
interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in English with three main words: "green",
"pink" and "yellow".

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I
see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think
to myself, I hope it will be a pink day".

The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat
a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I
watch the pink panther on TV".

Last was the Portuguese: "I wake up in the morning, I
hear the phone ‘green... green...’, I pink up the
phone and I say: Yellow?"


Doctors

British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put
it in another and have him looking for work in six
weeks".

A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a
brain out of one person, put it in another and have
him preparing for war in four weeks".

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You
guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain
out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half
the country is looking for work, and the other half
preparing for war".