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Настроение сейчас - Cosy-cosy

Впервые делаю такие вещи на английском. Весело, если знаешь язык или имеешь под рукой Лингво.

Dear Father Christmas,

This year, I have been a very passive aggressive little TV watcher. I have compulsively cheated, and I have rarely helped my brother with their pyramid schemes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of blank checks this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring fruit leather panties. For my daddy, please bring a new dead-end job. For my little brother, please bring a subscription to Guns & Ammo. For my hampster, please bring breath mints. Oh ? and for my case worker, please bring some work ethic.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Harry Potter toilet paper, and front row tickets to Eminem ? plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please don?t forget to bring my amputee Afghan orphan. But if you can?t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $10,000,000!

Anyway, I hope you like the Jell-O I left out for you.

Breathlessly,

Wii

PS: Please say hello to the baby Jesus.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Aya? She has been a really perverted vivisection hobbyist all year long and doesn?t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don?t forget to put coal in their stocking. Thanks!

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