Хорошие цитаты учителей.

Мисс Д (французский): Tim! Travailles!
Тим: Я travaille-у!

Мисс Д: Le Petit Prince est tres emo.

Мисс Д: Tu penses... de temps en temps.

Мисс Д: [больному ребёнку] Drag your limp body in an upright position and show the class your color!

Мисс Д: Who has a loquacious vegetarian mother?

Мисс Д: Here's the mother who's coming to kill her kids.

Мисс Д: Elle vit! She's alive!

Мисс Д: [в объяснении того как французы говорят "я по тебе скучаю"] The French do it backwards.

Мисс Д: Faire la toilette--getting your powder, your lipstick, and putting your hair all nice and big like mine, or Sarah Palin's.

Мисс Д: Dessine-moi un mouton. Behhh! - un mouton.

Мисс Д: Pourquoi est-ce qu'il a éclaté en sanglots?
Тим: Wait, did you just say he was Anglo-Saxon?

Мисс Д: So, guys like girls that are nice, funny, look like female wrestlers...

Мистер Моррисон (психология): Okay, increase your heartbeat to 170!

Мистер Моррисон: I came to psychology class and a hockey fight broke out.

Мистер Моррисон: The one time I hit my brother, it was my father's fault.

Мисс Робинсон (история): Yes, the Bull Moose Party. If a bull moose is a MALE moose, then what is a female moose called?
Кевин: Sarah Palin.

Мисс Робинсон: I'm going to hand back your theses. Hmmm, it rhymes with "feces".

Мисс Робинсон: Imagine an English guy on one of those armored bicycles--he's pedaling along, and the enemy is laughing at him.

Мисс Бомбард (биология): What do acids do to solutions besides make them acidic?

Мисс Бомбард: [с энтузиазмом] So, all of you that have pollen allergies--just think about it, you're walking around and sneezing because you're all allergic to TREE SPERM!

Мисс Бомбард: [c энтузиазмом] So, Sammy Sperm is a haploid cell, and Olive Eggy is a haploid cell as well! And when Sammy Sperm joins with Olive Eggy, they make a diploid baby! [энтузиазм утих, повернулась к одному пацану в классе] Oh, I'm sorry Sam, am I really embarrassing you?