| 2U2 | - To You, Too | 
| AAMOF | - As A Matter Of Fact | 
| AFAIK | - As Far As I Know | 
| AFAIC | - As Far As I'm Concerned | 
| AFAICT | - As Far As I Can Tell | 
| AFK | - Away From Keyboard | 
| ASAP | - As Soon As Possible | 
| BAK | - Back At Keyboard | 
| BBL | - Be Back Later | 
| BITMT | - But In The Meantime | 
| BOT | - Back On Topic | 
| BRB | - Be Right Back | 
| BTW | - By the way | 
| C4N | - Ciao For Now | 
| CRS | - Can't Remember "Stuff" | 
| CU | - See You | 
| CUL(8R) | - See You Later | 
| CWOT | - Complete Waste Of Time | 
| CYA | - See Ya | 
| DIY | - Do It Yourself | 
| EOD | - End Of Discussion | 
| EZ | - Easy | 
| F2F | - Face To Face | 
| FAQ | - Frequently Asked Questions | 
| FBOW | - For Better Or Worse | 
| FOAF | - Friend Of A Friend | 
| FOCL | - Falling Off Chair Laughing | 
| FWIW | - For What It's Worth | 
| FYA | - For Your Amusement | 
| FYI | - For Your Information | 
| /ga | - Go Ahead | 
| GAL | - Get A Life | 
| GBTW | - Get Back To Work | 
| GFC | - Going For Coffee | 
| GFETE | - Grinning From Ear To Ear | 
| GMTA | - Great minds think alike | 
| GR&D | - Grinning, Running & Ducking | 
| GTG | - Got To Go | 
| GTGTTBR | - Got To Go To The Bathroom | 
| GTRM | - Going To Read Mail | 
| HAND | - Have A Nice Day | 
| HHOK | - Ha Ha Only Kidding | 
| HTH | - Hope This Helps | 
| IAC | - In Any Case | 
| IAE | - In Any Event | 
| IC | - I See | 
| IDGI | - I Don't Get It | 
| IMCO | - In My Considered Opinion | 
| IMHO | - In my humble opinion | 
| IMNSHO | - in My Not So Humble Opinion | 
| IMO | - In My Opinion | 
| IMPE | - In My Personal Experience | 
| IMVHO | - In My Very Humble Opinion | 
| IOW | - In Other Words | 
| IRL | - In Real Life | 
| ISP | - Internet Service Provider | 
| IYKWIM | - If You Know What I Mean | 
| JIC | - Just In Case | 
| J/K | - Just kidding | 
| KISS | - Keep It Simple Stupid | 
| L8TR | - Later | 
| LD | - Later dude | 
| LOL | - Laughing Out Loud | 
| LTNS | - Long Time No See | 
| MorF | - Male or Female, or person who asks that question | 
| MTCW | - My Two Cents Worth | 
| NRN | - No Reply Necessary | 
| ONNA | - Oh No, Not Again! | 
| OTOH | - On The Other Hand | 
| OTTOMH | - Off the top of my head | 
| OIC | - Oh I See | 
| OTF | - On The Floor | 
| OLL | - Online Love | 
| PLS | - Please | 
| PU | - That Stinks! | 
| REHI | - Hello Again (re-Hi!) | 
| ROFL | - Rolling On Floor Laughing | 
| ROTF | - Rolling On The Floor | 
| ROTFL | - Rolling On The Floor Laughing | 
| RSN | - Real Soon Now | 
| RTDox | - Read The Documentation/Directions | 
| RTFM | - Read The Frickin' Manual | 
| RUOK | - Are You OK? | 
| SNAFU | - Situation Normal; All Fouled Up | 
| SO | - Significant Other | 
| SOL | - Smiling Out Loud (or Sh*t Out of Luck) | 
| TANSTAAFL | - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch | 
| TAFN | - That's All For Now | 
| TEOTWAWKI | - The End Of The World As We Know It | 
| THX | - Thanks | 
| TIA | - Thanks In Advance | 
| TLK2UL8R | - Talk to you later | 
| TMK | - To My Knowledge | 
| TOS | - Terms Of Service | 
| TPTB | - The Powers That Be | 
| TSWC | - Tell Someone Who Cares | 
| TTBOMK | - To The Best Of My Knowledge | 
| TTFN | - Ta-Ta For Now | 
| TTYL(8R) | - Talk To You Later | 
| TWIMC | - To Whom It May Concern | 
| Txs | - Thanks | 
| URL | - Web Page Address | 
| w/b | - Welcome Back | 
| w/o | - Without | 
| WRT | - With Regard To | 
| WTG | - Way To Go | 
| WU? | - What's Up? | 
| WWW | - World Wide Web | 
| WYSIWYG | - What You See Is What You Get | 
| Y2K | - Year 2000 | 
| YGIAGAM | - Your Guess Is As Good As Mine | 
| YGWYPF | - You Get What You Pay For | 
| YMMV | - Your Mileage May Vary | 
| ZZZ | - Sleeping |