my lil brother always sais cock porn instead of pop corn.... i just got what it actually means!!! it COCK PORN!!!!

i love cock porn!!! you can never have a good party without cock porn!!! get some hot buttery cock porn!!!

i think cock porn is when you bring 2 chickens and watch porn.... or watch 2 chickens making porn... or the chickens watch porn... or the porn watches the chickens!!
what?.. porn cant watch!!! porn is being watched.... its aaalways being watched....
the porn is like- do you ever get the feeling that someones watching you?....
lol)

a women goes to the store to buy vegtebles...
- i would like to buy 20 tomatose 15 cucumbers and 20 onions
- i dont have onions
- ok then 20 tomatose 15 cucumbers and 15 onions
- but i dont have onions
- ok then 20 tomatose 15 cucumbers and 10 onions
- I DONT have onions!
- then
- are you listening to me?... I DOOOONT HAAAAVE ONIONS!!!!
- fiiine!! 20 tomatose 15 cucumbers and one little onion
- ok.... take the tom in tomatose and the fuck in onions and what do you get?..
- there is no fuckin onions!

man i cant belive i always get the mouldy bread... i mean im the good kid!! i clean the house.. i help to make dinner.. im smart! but i aaaalways get the mouldy bread!!
i look in the fridge... theres bread with green stuff on it!!
moom! what is thiiis?! uuumm..... i think its.... i think it was... by the yellow parts of it.... cheese.... ones..... maybe..?... idk.... i just dont know anymore!
i think you should throw it away!! our house has tones of bread!
its OK if we throw that one away!