blonde jokes)) those who are blonde,please,don't take offense))))
27-01-2007 00:02
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чего только нет в этом интернете! ну все ,что угодно можно найти))вот и нашла...действителньо,чего это в 12 ночи идти спать,мы лучше в инете посидим)))))
The Blonde School Girl
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
Ask for directions
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were thrown off a building which would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
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чего только нет в этом интернете! ну все ,что угодно можно найти))вот и нашла...действителньо,чего это в 12 ночи идти спать,мы лучше в инете посидим)))))
The Blonde School Girl
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
Ask for directions
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were thrown off a building which would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
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As soon as the clock reaches midnight, it is getting more and more interesting)))
Сон подождет, а шутки нет)
Uma_Thurman
27-01-2007-00:16
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Crusader, Right you are)))) that's why you wrote this comment just a few minutes ago))))
Uma_Thurman, yep, I believe that sometimes surprises come at night without knocking on the door)) how could I not to write the comment in this post where there is so much of my favourite English?) By the way what time is our flight to London?))))
Uma_Thurman
27-01-2007-15:52
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Crusader, mmm let me see.... just can't find our tickets in all this mass on my table)))))I would say, the sooner the better)))
Uma_Thurman, of course the sooner the better))) Maybe "immediately" is a good option for us both? I see you've updated the post with a new joke! Nice one))
Uma_Thurman
01-02-2007-23:27
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Crusader, yeah immediately!!!!! just right now!!!!! so close your eyes.......open...and now you are on Oxford Street)))))))))))
Долго смеялась над постом))) Супер!) И почему все так не любят блондинок?)
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