We are not friends. Nor we ever will be.

It's not because you do not care about anyone else but yourself. I could live with that.

Among other things - I don't trust you. Funny as it is - it's not that too. 

The reason for us not being friends is that I am bored. And that is because you're not even interested in anyone else but yourself. And you're not that complicated, or deep, or bright for that matter, to be the center of everyone's attention or a topic of every conversation. It's just boring.