chorus)The way you shake it, I can""t believe it, I ain""t never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
da doing doing doing. I don""t believe it, it""a almost too good to be true, I ain""t never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
da doing doing doing.
The way she moves, she""s like a belly dancer
she""s shaking that ass to the new Nelly Jams, I
think someone""s at the door but I don""t think I""ma answer
police saying freeze
da doing doing doing.
(first verse)What do you mean freeze? Please I""m a human being, I have needs
I""m not done, not till I""m finished peeing.
I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing
Mr. Officer, I""m already on my knees
I can""t get on the ground any further it""s impossible for me
and do not treat me like a murder, I just like to pee
pee pee yes, I make R&B
I sing song it go ringy chong ah, ching chong chong, chong ching.
Psyke, I joke, I joke, I kid I kid
if I offend I""m sorry please please forgive
for I am Triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it.
chorus)The way you shake it, I can""t believe it, I ain""t never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go da doing doing doing.
Jessica Simpson looks o so temptin"" Nick I ain""t never seen a ass like that,
everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
da doing doing doing.
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
now they""re getting older they""re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
police saying freez da doing doing doing.
(2nd verse)What do you mean freez, jeeze, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put it away my zippers zipped.
Please don""t remove me from this movie theater please
I didn""t mean to be obscence or make a great big scence
and don""t treat me like I""m Pee Wee Herman this movie""s PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
free yes free right back on the streets.
What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael he""s to busy?
I am Triumh! Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
and I can say that and you laugh cause there""s a puppet on my hand.
chorus)The way you shake it, I can""t believe it, I ain""t never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
da doing doing doing.
The way she moves she dances like a go go
in that video she sings "get out" you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is Jojo
police sayin"" freez da doing doing doing.
(3rd verse)What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
and my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these.
Here I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this.
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don""t even know if I can say the word pee pee
pee on the radio but I think I did.
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
psyche I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don""t think my jokes is working I must plee
quick get to the chopper everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get down...
chorus)The way you shake it, I can""t believe it, I ain""t never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
da doing doing doing. So Gwen Stefani
will you pee pee on me please
I ain""t never seen an ass like that
cause the way you move it you make my pee pee go da doing doing doing.
(Dre)What the fuck is wrong with you...